I've been keen to have a crack at this, but my beloved "social pressure" just doesn't have enough lyrics to go at. So I picked one of my favourite tunes that always makes me smile, and then tried to empathise with that half of the club with whom I have so very little in common...the faffers!
Thank you to my beautiful wife for her assistance.
Link to the video on YouTube posted here if you want...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
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And you may find yourself
Standing in an empty hut
And you may find yourself
In your underpants and t-shirt
And you may find yourself
Cooking a fry up with a large pot of tea
And you may find yourself still searching for your boots
With the hut all to yourself
And you may ask yourself, well
Where have they all gone?
Letting the minutes go by, I’ll put the kettle on again
Letting the minutes go by, we’ve got all day what’s the rush
Back to the hut again after the rest have gone
Once in a lifetime, I’ll not leave my lunch behind
And you may ask yourself
How do I lock this?
And you may ask yourself
Where did they say to leave the key?
And you may tell yourself
These are not my waterproof pants!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my tuna sandwich!
Letting the minutes go by, I’ll put the kettle on again
Letting the minutes go by, we’ve got all day what’s the rush
Back to the hut again after the rest have gone
Once in a lifetime, I’ll not leave my lunch behind
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Letting the minutes go by, I’ll put the kettle on again
Letting the minutes go by, we’ve got all day what’s the rush
Back to the hut again after the rest have gone
Once in a lifetime, I’ll not leave my lunch behind
You may ask yourself
Which way did they go from here?
You may ask yourself
Where does that pathway go to?
And you may ask yourself
Is it right? Is it left?
And you may say to yourself
“Oh shit! Where have they gone?”
Letting the minutes go by, I’ll put the kettle on again
Letting the minutes go by, we’ve got all day what’s the rush
Back to the hut again after the rest have gone ahead
Behind the bottles and cans, there’s my snickers multi-pack
Letting the minutes go by, I’ll put the kettle on again
Letting the minutes go by, we’ve got all day what’s the rush
Back to the hut again after the rest have gone
Once in a lifetime, I’ll not leave my lunch behind
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
There’s no need to rush
Pub isn’t open yet
It’s only eleven!
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
Where has the A-team gone?
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